TUE 17 JUN 2003 - WED 15 OCT 2003
Schwarzenegger pancake bunny, hibernation, observations, Indian/Pakastani airline, Kenny Boy vs. Martha, rethinking this site, war/lies/WMDs

MON 17 MAR 2003 - WED 30 APR 2003
Larry Tate meets Tariq Aziz, end of the beginning, weird dream, TimeTrap delayed, back the attack, curtain call

SAT 14 DEC 2002 - SAT 08 FEB 2003
In Memorium (Shuttle Columbia), the case for war, brass monkey balls, Gulf Wars - Episode II, R.I.P. Joe Strummer & Maurice Gibb, ethnic island, revised Middle Earth map, explosition update, tell this joke and go to jail, holiday snow, parallel hell, southern fried santa

SAT 19 OCT 2002 - SAT 23 NOV 2002
Why we haven't found Osama, Hu's on first, Bush not moron, post-election gloom, sports analysis, saloon joke, UV body painting, white house websites, halloween joke, an important message, war and peace, the big ass Spanish boat fiasco, coatimundi, who is Nikki Green?, correction

SAT 07 SEP 2002 - SAT 28 SEP 2002
1939 World's Fair slide show, compassionate conservatism, our Rx for foreign policy, war questions, telephone heaven, use less gas, reality grids, something fishy, Escher building, Edison wax cylinder, hermit joke

SAT 03 AUG 2002 - SAT 24 AUG 2002
Ignoring Harkin, burning Bush, winter's tail, hiring losers, birthdays & anniversaries + Elvis, war of words, math problem retrospective, evil, email misdirection, raving maniacs, surviving the slump, strange sites, at the gates again

SAT 06 JUL 2002 - SAT 27 JUL 2002
Constitutional pledge, Ashcroft's police state, water outage, media not liberal, Kenny's donkey, science and religion, bushwacked economy, Occam's razor for global warming, O'Malley's brothers

SAT 08 JUN 2002 - SAT 29 JUN 2002
Farewell Entwistle, pledge flap, web diversions, rumor joke, doughnut abuse resistance education, happy solstice, guest editorial (Hell, Yes, They Knew), priest and policeman joke, Dusty's Bomb Care, search term roundup, Texas joke, satanic chickens, tasteless bomb joke, bye-bye Dee Dee, grilled wolf sign, Maggie's story

SAT 11 MAY 2002 - SAT 01 JUN 2002
Mandatory genital washing, welcome FBI, at the wailing wall, existential paratroopers, killer dog apprehended, Mojo in memory, Jesus is watching, conspiracy unmasked, 21st century fun, photo update, Myst tragedy, retirement bonus, Civil War ghosts, weird weblinks, strange search phrase

MON 25 MAR 2002 - SAT 04 MAY 2002
(Transition to weekly format)
Bush's ring of power, zero tolerance = zero sanity, male vs. female shopping habits, news briefs, blonde flower joke, time marches on, weird weblinks, ice fishing, movie reunion, TimeTrap explosition and reviews, honest law firm, time travel, Britney is evil, fitness pill, politicians on the bus, Bush & Cheney revealed to be Pinky & Brain, Daylight Snoozing Time, bogus tax rebate, emergency beer, furling the flag, goodnight Uncle Miltie, Florida and other strangeness, drop your pants, new update schedule, St. Peter's ducks

MON 14 JAN 2002 - SUN 24 MAR 2002
(The "Irregular" Archive)
Contest entry, new Enron logo, drunk joke, Republican of the year, limited services, Boob-job Britney Barbie, exploding sex toy, baby's first beer, tale of the new west, trivia quiz, going out of business sale, landing in Frankfurt, world's longest tongue, primitive and modern diversions, political train joke, Mr. Osama Head, nymphomaniac convention joke, Apple iCar, wandering in codeland, abbreviation alert, lunch with Salana, why rats race

MON 17 DEC 2001 - SUN 13 JAN 2002
(Multiple Archive)
Cock polishing, web weirdness, flag update, MIT prank, new iMac, collapsing cupboard, great slogan, faith and race, dream, card for co-worker, cage update, movie review (Jurassic Park III), the cow from Ohio, snow, the Bush economy, movie review (Wizards), happy surreal new year, update: LoTR review, the One Bookmark, burning issues, praise the Lord, quiz: Ashcroft or McCarthy?

MON 03 DEC - SUN 16 DEC 2001
(Double Archive)
Bin Laden's disguise, holiday gift ideas, gorilla joke, Arby's wants tits, weather change, pay attention, 7th sense, letters to Santa, Ashcroft antics, Tali-tubbies, lunch encounters, check your eyesight, Indian winter, high alert

MON 19 NOV - SUN 02 DEC 2001
(Double Archive)
R.I.P. George Harrison, Drink Bush Beer, Memo from Osama, rural autumn, police state USA, bad car wreck, Kentucky quarter, giving thanks for water, Mark of the Beast, loca dance, Jessco returns, the real goth Barbie, Leonid meteor storm, President Gore, masthead update

MON 12 NOV - SUN 18 NOV 2001
Radioactive children, pigs aloft, glove mix-up joke, Bush butchers, Falwell joke, old comedy tape, goth Barbie, get your war on, McLaden, TV 1991, rainy run

MON 05 NOV - SUN 11 NOV 2001
Tali-Ban deodorant, mini-bin, calling the cops, patriotic witch, war on journalism, meaning of life dream, rocket section added, Fat Boys return, helicopter spies, no anthrax in Fayetteville

MON 28 OCT - SUN 04 NOV 2001
Deer season continues, CIA meets bin Laden, revised Bill of Rights, dream about Shan, Mojo Halloween, safety tips, alert!

MON 22 OCT - SUN 28 OCT 2001
Why we'll win, story of a horse thief, Taliban Singles Online, anthrax autumn, terrorist hunting license, more strange news, condom joke, world's worst hunting dog, right-wing anthrax, Republican light bulb joke

MON 15 OCT - SUN 21 OCT 2001
Deer season opens, censorship continues, redneck ghost story, new economy, terrorists vs. government, hangman revisited, when pigs fly, vibrator joke, Bert is evil is dead, Vermont quarter, Taking Liberties

MON 08 OCT - SUN 14 OCT 2001
Boeing ad, Bert & bin Laden, dream, Osama the dick-head, United North America, sexing flies, Taliban pin-up, terrorists elect to receive, weirdest search referral yet, 10 things that will happen before...

MON 01 OCT - SUN 07 OCT 2001
To those responsible, masthead and photo updates, kittens, wipe out terrorism, explosition update, cheap beer, hard rock, buy flags, three wishes, wrong font, heady headlines, waiving flag rules, Falwell's improbable history, home from paradise, omphaloskepsis

MON 17 SEP - SUN 23 SEP 2001
Map of Central Asia (2005), Bush grows up, stealth bomber, rocketry recognition, Elvis and Jesus, hoping for brains, pop goes the censor, meeting at the gates, new WTC design, TEOTWAWKI, SOB fish

MON 10 SEP - SUN 16 SEP 2001
Think flag, Falwell's assessment, generation gap, Coup album cover, Rubble and Rage update, Nostradamus hoax, this is not a movie, state of shock, fuk mi sushi sign, random links, W the post-turtle

MON 27 AUG - SUN 09 SEP 2001
Big rocket, weird dream, NRA Jesus, deity websites, gold urinal joke, R.I.P. Freckle, George breaks another promise, nun's confession, things to do naked, ask a stupid question, fucking sign, geese at war, praise the wombat

MON 20 AUG - SUN 26 AUG 2001
Helms neck pinch, GUI controversy, learning to swear, Jessco the Dancing Outlaw, farewell to Jesse, hire the handicapped, Fire-Ray custom rocket, Bush beer, Constitutional buzzards, hypnosis in church

MON 06 AUG - SUN 19 AUG 2001
Birthday 42, Enterprise hits Paris, cowboy & sheepherder, Dubya meets the Pope, Holy Moses, cable disadvantage, mutant corn, copying error, suppository bullets, right-wing myths exposed

MON 16 JUL - SUN 05 AUG 2001
(Double Archive)
Eye candy, expect delays, Code Red mania, visit from the Stick, the legless parrot, dirty mind test, virus nightmare, sleeping in church, stiff penalty, horny buffalo sign, mutant sex, nuns with flat, personal observation, useless utilities, no sex since 1955, meeting Ronni, planned parenthood, beetle invasion, Captain Bravado

MON 09 JUL - SUN 15 JUL 2001
Satan's Kingdom, personal observation, Jesus at the Gates, Spurious George, more weird search terms, exciting period, fly like a beagle, bigger launch field needed, beach penis, Microsoft Migrane, ironic bumper sticker, gator taming for blondes

MON 02 JUL - SUN 08 JUL 2001
Technical difficulties, coffee cow, rainy independence day, heavenly entrance exam, Declaration of Independence, rocket guy, fireworks for wimps, childhood illusions destroyed, golf balls, flight log update, more search terms, elephant joke

MON 25 JUN - SUN 01 JUL 2001
Catholics arming for Holy War, Rhode Island quarter, irony in real life, Presidency for Dummies, Deparment of TMI, DAMM MADD, male brain revealed, net authoritarians, Dubya goes ethnic, Da Bomb, Jim Norton's environmental anti-myth site, chores

MON 18 JUN - SUN 24 JUN 2001
Freedom of choice, more goodbyes, the preacher's ass, Mickey Mouse parking, FiDo, solstice and eclipse, God's vacation, bare-ass miniskirt, the internet comes alive, beer warning labels, surreal mechanical cows, march of science, prayer joke, vacation compilation (rockets, Reba & Roses, museum, etc.)

MON 28 MAY - SUN 10 JUN 2001
The End is in Sight, rocket explosition, finding Jesus, Paris in the spring, America has lost its marbles, alcohol psychology, thirsty girl, Name that Penis

MON 21 MAY - SUN 27 MAY 2001
Rockets, rockets, rockets. Also, Puritans vs. Partiers.

MON 14 MAY - SUN 20 MAY 2001
Recommended reading, cyberanimals, flowering field, first firefly and last goose, heavenly matrimony, goodbye Douglas Adams, birds & bees, Dylan turns 60

MON 07 MAY - SUN 13 MAY 2001
Our Mad President, fast food job application, let's unclutter coins, the five orders of Discordia, misheard lyrics, the world according to America, Baptist breast nicknames, Jesus of the Week, Hamlet, happy birthday to Ruthie

MON 30 APR - SUN 06 MAY 2001
Canada redesigns currency, helpful cops, Pope finally apologizes for 1204 atrocity, Confederate Fagg, Yak Butter Sandwich, trainswearing, Jesus loves guns, porn addiction quiz, home alone

MON 23 APR - SUN 29 APR 2001
Jesus forgives farting, virtual dog shit creator, last rites, ad parodies, Jesus and the burglar, staying sane, escape from Monday, new lawnmower

MON 16 APR - SUN 22 APR 2001
Domain names for sale, street sign erotica, the rabbi's audit, really hot women, idiot outside, chain of command, NC quarter, weird weather, strange referrals, RIP Joey Ramone, no excuses, Easter symbolism

MON 09 APR - SUN 15 APR 2001
Good Friday the 13th, depressionist art, parks to burn, mission: abortion, dealing with telemarketers, note to the pilot, health plan joke, Chinese/Japanese confusion

MON 02 APR - SUN 08 APR 2001
Jesus diet, Adam's gifts, goodbye geese, Pink Floyd groupies, the pissed list, presidents' ghosts, piracy = communism, solar flare complaint, overhead conversation, new Greenpeace logo, farmer's daughters, celebrate the mundane

MON 26 MAR - SUN 01 APR 2001
DST fools, death sucks, Playelder, hairdresser joke, displaced dream, the Bunghole, stupid cashier, voice mail options, secret bunker sign, dumb defendant, risqué search terms

MON 19 MAR - SUN 25 MAR 2001
Clinton quarter, speaker prices, help for beer drinkers, Tolkien sarcasm, Microsoft TV dinner, messy girl, solar eclipse, Bush discount plan, equinox, march of science, more weird referrals, the Pentabarf

MON 12 MAR - SUN 18 MAR 2001
Armour hot dogs, slow down, leaving work early, loonies on parade, any key, bravery, more bizarre referrals, spam secrets, religion identifier, heaven joke, Mojo turns 1, NY quarter, unlikely combinations, vote counting joke

MON 05 MAR - SUN 11 MAR 2001
Sign of confusion, Factory game, Top 10 email addresses, no hunting kids, honest bumper sticker, Dubya gets smart, Bill Gates: Illuminatus?, Kansas evolves, mailbox vandalism

MON 26 FEB - SUN 04 MAR 2001
Mr. Brain's faggots, harassment by bone, case of the burned cigars, beer vs. tea, jungle joke, train signs, Mardi Gras, Smudge Report, Dr. Shiftkey, shindig, site referrals, Nixon dream

MON 19 FEB - SUN 25 FEB 2001
1890s/1990s, Nike sweatshop, winter surprise, mysterious crop circle, springing out, penis raise, toad sucking

MON 12 FEB - SUN 18 FEB 2001
Penis pasta, damned by Sister Taffy, the BOOK, news of the whirled, baby's first hot sauce, warming up, new Microsoft OS, silly ravers, kiss by wire, Valentine cynicism, milking machine joke, goth t-shirt, writing contest results

MON 05 FEB - SUN 11 FEB 2001
L'Aborted Fetus, Dubya joke, Dworkin correction, drug zone, authoritarian libertarians, water on road, college story, groundhog geography, Bush priceless, priceless too, Intoilet, Imbolc fire

MON 29 JAN - SUN 04 FEB 2001
Girls of the Vatican, Bush on mike, Groundhog Day, drunk crossing, news bytes, iBorg, weird web, heaven joke, gothic house, end of the season, FTP problems

MON 22 JAN - SUN 28 JAN 2001
Search engine added, pre-Futurama, cell phone joke, evil credit cards, sign translation, Google fun, strange sign, nude news, Jesus tackles drugs, iNax, Juan Denver, useless news, King George II coronation, digital genesis, memepool

MON 08 JAN - SUN 21 JAN 2001
1948 cigarette plaque, punny fundie sign, literary post-partem, work vs. prison, no trespassing, phoney lawyer joke, unlikely pot sign, oral vibrator, more mythos, new book, Barbi rents porn

MON 01 JAN - SUN 07 JAN 2001
Cthulhu novel, writing joke, old & new computers, frozen meat, twisted histories, simplified MS keyboard, phone jamming, Pope vs. Rabbi, Nude Cola, rooster joke, millennium burnout

MON 25 DEC - SUN 31 DEC 2000
Goodbye 20th century, sippy squirrel, bizarre news, Shrubya's cabinet, dubious billboards, tacky Xmas, evil kitty, happy holidays

MON 18 DEC - SUN 24 DEC 2000
Jesus & Santa shotglass set, getting on Santa's good side, Christmas is pagan, Bong Recreation Area, bulldozer dreams, odd news, dying pig, merry yule, illiterate fundies, childhood dreams (w/map), snow, recent dreams, unfortunate name, fog, guest editorials

MON 11 DEC - SUN 17 DEC 2000
Enema nozzles, sinful things, Xmas toys, Virginia quarter, elevator joke, Hail to the Thief, Nude Man Carrot, animal girls, PC news, that mouse with the ear, doggie style

MON 04 DEC - SUN 10 DEC 2000
Bible paddle, beer can house, Christmas heresy, Dick Cheney = Mr. Slate, weird search terms, Pearl Harbor tribute, phreak gallery, ball-biting woman, stupid laws, Bush or chimp, wedding revenge, Time mag cover, ISP irritations, no-show snow

MON 20 NOV - SUN 03 DEC 2000
(Double Archive)
Misspelled graffiti, Popémon, biology joke, bizarre news, mapcow, PC Christmas party, Jan Svankmajer, cloning for the insane, Adam & Eve joke, Tongue Page 99/Al Gore or Unabomber, Thanksgiving in Tennessee, signs of life, turkey tan lines, stars, sheep sign, snow

MON 13 NOV - SUN 19 NOV 2000
Election souvenirs, iMac DVSE, drunk & singing, bathroom graffiti, parrot joke, vote spin, Al's speech, eating squirrel, Kevin's insane rant, witchy Beatles, international moist towelettes, digital cucumber, Florida recount update, cannabis culture, explosition update, family joke

MON 06 NOV - SUN 12 NOV 2000
Dirty soles, unelection continues, naughty boy, post-election limbo, turn or burn, Bush steals Florida, I Love Bacon, ISP eaten, Muggles for Harry Potter, go vote, wild turkeys, safe sex for teens

MON 30 OCT - SUN 05 NOV 2000
Weird art, Flat-out truth, Ho Lee Fook, tech support humor, rising exorcisms, man/woman machine, blowjob joke, Trick or Treat, Halloween perils & porn, Shrubya abortion cover-up, teen witch, city vs. country

MON 23 OCT - SUN 29 OCT 2000
Shcool Zone, Cinderella joke, Edgar Allen's cat, Papoon for President, rain at last, hectic work, midieval dream, College/Weed, prostitute joke, fall colors

MON 09 OCT - SUN 22 OCT 2000
(Double Archive)
Baby dump, hippie girls, timber tits, disturbing auctions, pumpkin fun, great book, Dildo Day, wonderful weather, weird dream, crop circles, goth hunting, Bush blames internet, Muffler Man, armageddon(?), Hemp for Victory, very old riddle, open letter to witches, yourcoffin.com, political observation, curb your dogma, cold weather, testicle festival, cannibal joke

MON 02 OCT - SUN 08 OCT 2000
Surreal estate, whiny goth kids, seasons, George & Marilyn, Crowley eye, conservative fondle, stupid debate, heaven admittance, black walnuts, button selection, what God call right

MON 25 SEP - SUN 01 OCT 2000
Death by piercing, dress up Jesus, shocking photos, demon possession handbook, bad kitty, otter church, tie joke, question morality, great seal, oh deer, pet humiliation, anal exams, doctor joke, cheese regulations, "dr." laura game

MON 18 SEP - SUN 24 SEP 2000
Nazi UFOs, Ruthie's dream, pee standing, Pink Pistols, Vatican porn, Numbers of the Beast, phosphorescent bunny, politically incorrect musings, Carhenge, download spies, painter joke, weather report

MON 11 SEP - SUN 17 SEP 2000
Furniture porn, forum reversion, horny cops, bees return, loose tongue sign, banned books, Royal Troon, hard currency, stupid crooks, healthy homeless, sex in the woods, last of the fireflies, in bad taste, blind man

MON 04 SEP - SUN 10 SEP 2000
Surrealist art, Dr. Strangelove hand, heaven discovered, dream theory, craft project, glove bra, antique weirdness, Beavis & Bush-head, flea market, Southern three-kick rule, spider & fly

MON 28 AUG - SUN 03 SEP 2000
Operation, pediatrician/pedophile, Dream, Flat Earth Society, Millie the Cloned Cow, Cat and Mouse (2), cheese sculpting, sex ed

MON 21 AUG - SUN 27 AUG 2000
Jesus Project, weird news, cat & mouse (1), coinage errors, pot delivery, God gender, Idaho controversy, pagan politics, new Beatles, tobacco field, mineral city

MON 14 AUG - SUN 20 AUG 2000
Birthday announcement, hummingbirds, time travel, Clinton/Falwell joke, Utter Blasphemy, N.H. State Quarter, Texas under Bush, Dworkin advocates murder, belly-buttons, Kum-Ba-Yah, religious joke, How to..., PT Cruiser

MON 07 AUG - SUN 13 AUG 2000
Moved forum, M-Pak, Cartman Hitler, W. Dance, Why I Don't Like Fundies, Nixon/Elvis, Skull & Bones, Nursing home joke, No joke fundies, Free Press under Bush, Fundie Says Dems Can't Be Christians, System Support, Pseudo-Seuss, First Time